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Next time, we'll be playing the next stage again!
Until then, thanks for watching!
Hi, guys.
What's that?
You're so excited.
I'm Arane-chan, who you all love.
Arane-chan?!
Arane-chan's eyes are too small.
Really?
Arane-chan's face is small.
I bought Arane-chan goods.
You have a small face.
No, you have a big face.
You have a big face.
Don't call Arane-chan like that.
If you were Arane-chan, would you call her like that?
Then you should say,
Bye-cha!
You should know that.
Okay, so...
So, this time, we have a rival that has finally appeared in The Cochon.
What do you mean by rival?
You know, The Cochon R has won.
Yes, it has.
It's a mimicking game.
It's a kind of a bluff, but mimicking is mimicking.
That's right.
Today, we have a strongest mimicking fighter.
Really?
Yes.
Really?
This is a little dangerous.
If The Cochon loses this, we'll change our strategy.
Nothing changes.
I'll never lose.
Huh?
I'll be the new impersonator and host.
Oh, you'll be the host?
Yes, yes, yes.
What?!
I'll be the host.
Host?!
I'll be the host.
Host?!
You sure about that?!
I'm looking at the comments right now.
Oh.
Clap, clap, clap.
The clap, clap, clap is amazing.
As soon as you say you'll be the host...
Are you serious?
I wonder if you're happy about it.
I'm only looking at the comments!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
But you have to buy it!
Yeah, you have to buy it.
I'm always willing to do good.
Oh, you are?
I don't want you to lose.
That's right.
Let's start our guest challenge.
Hello! I'm Akira Hokuto!
Hello!
Come to Costco!
Why Costco?!
It's Costco!
Who wants to go to Costco?!
It's Kensuke!
It's dangerous to walk with such a big face!
Right?
It's dangerous to walk with such a big face!
No, it's not like that!
You'll lose weight!
It's the same!
No, it's not!
You're even doing it!
I'm exaggerating!
You're doing it with this guy?!
In this world, croquettes are also a type of exaggeration.
Croquettes are not exaggeration!
That's scary.
It's very dangerous.
I don't know, but it's an over-exaggeration.
But it's the market's rule.
You think so too, don't you?
Of course.
I joke around, too.
No, you don't!
You were very faithful to your words just now.
No, I wasn't.
I didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything.
I heard you don't say anything about cost-effectiveness.
Really?
I made it up.
I'm the executive director of the company.
Thank you.
Dere dere dere de dere!
Boo!
What's wrong with you?
What?
Not all of it.
Not that one either.
Not all of it.
What?
That one.
Bum bum piano too.
Bum bum piano?
When you're thrown around in the north.
Bum bum piano? Like this?
He's cute, isn't he?
With his tattoos.
Okay, please go back.
Okay.
So today,
I'm your host for Ehara VGS!
Yes! Finally!
So, today we'll have a monomaniac battle.
And we'll see which of us is the strongest in Japan, well, in the world, monomaniac.
Absolutely not.
Finally we have this show. Thank you so much.
We haven't had any players do anything yet.
Well...
We've finally...
We've finally had this.
I'll do a bad cut, too.
What?!
It's too heavy.
A whole one?!
You're heavy, huh?
Can you show us one by one of your great music?
It's Lenny Hart's music that makes you feel good only when you're very good rich.
Mirrkka krakapo!
LEMME BUMP YOUR STICK!
DARE YOU DO THIS?
HAHAHAHA!
That's good. Can you do that for other fighters?
Yes, of course.
Then what about that guy?
That guy...
He's got a brawl now.
Who?
I'll say it again.
WHAT?!
Don't do that!
You're out of your mind.
I'm out of my mind.
I'm not.
You are, but you were here.
Excuse me, but can we ask you something for example?
Mr. Sakagami Shinobu?
Yes, yes.
You are the same Sakagami Shinobu you are in the animal show.
You're totally different.
You're a normal cat, right?
Hey, how about Koyabocchi?
I know him.
He's a little boy, right?
I knew it! It's a defective product!
This is the one.
And this is how he reacted when he was on an animal show.
Did you pet me?
No, no.
Well, I'm happy with you, Dad!
Cookie, did you pet me?
What is this?
You are not that bad.
You are so cute.
I want to hug you like this.
You are cute.
I'll do the impersonation.
The first match is...
Zuzuki match!
Wait, wait, wait...
You're wrong, you're wrong.
Now, we're going to...
Impersonate...
It's an impersonation match, right?
It's not just Zuzuki.
Um...
How old were you?
52 years old.
43.
Well, well...
Did you like Jackie Chan?
I did.
You did, didn't you?
When I watched Jackie Chan's movie as a kid,
he always imitated Jackie Chan.
You did it, right?
Like this.
What movie does Jackie represent?
Suiken?
Of course!
Do you remember the character from Suiken?
Tiger of Tsutsuki.
Yes, yes!
You did that, right?
So, you're Tiger of Tsutsuki.
What are you doing?
I won't do it!
I won't do Tiger of Tsutsuki's imitation!
I'll hit you with a hammer.
No!
Who would do that?!
So, for now, items!
They're plastic models.
First, cars.
Then, Gunpla.
The roundest ones look like me.
And then, tanks.
Then, goldsmiths.
And then, last but not least...
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
...are accessories.
Ouch! They're all painful!
If you can hit an accessory, you get 100 points.
But if you hit it, your eyeballs will pop out.
They won't pop out.
What?
This part will be dented, so it'll pop out.
※Dented parts are the ones that pop out.
This part?
It's a secret shop policy, so we're going this way.
It's a secret shop policy.
It's not a rocket page.
So, we only have one challenge left, and it's dangerous.
Only one?
It's dangerous.
It's fine even if we go by car.
It's definitely dangerous.
It's dangerous.
So, everyone, it's not good to go underground.
It's not good.
We have a life-saving item.
This is it.
This is a water ball.
In the calculation, if you add up to 10 sheets, it's minus 10.
Do you understand?
Ah! One point less.
One point less.
If you say you want me to buy one, for example...
If you check the price, you get 49 points.
Oh, really?
But you still want me to buy a few?
You're betting on me, right?
I'm betting. I'm betting on you.
So, first of all, Ehara-san, what do you think?
I didn't ask you about your strategy, but you said you'd buy as many as I did.
One shot?
One.
Well, considering that, I don't think I can do it with 10.
You can also do it with 10 right away.
I want to protect one of them, so I'll go with Gunpla.
You'll go with Gunpla.
Z'Gok, how many items will you use?
Two.
Wow, you won by 18 points.
18 points, that's a lot.
But if you lose by 10 with a tanker...
If you say that, I won't watch it.
That's what you think. That's what's fun about this show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's why you use your head, not your back of the head.
What?
If it takes too long, I'll go for a smoke.
No, no, don't do that.
What should we do?
I'll go right now. Okay, then.
In a tank...
No, a tank is dangerous.
I won't watch it! I won't watch it!
I won't watch it, I won't watch it.
If you say that, you'll get really scared of goldfish.
Goldfish?
Gold armor?!
This is Suzuki-san's.
There's a ho-oh on the roof.
A ho-oh.
There's a ho-oh's thorn.
It's a ho-oh.
Gunpla...
Three!
Okay, we're done.
So we've got 17 points.
Yes.
You've given us three.
Please do your best and hold it up.
What?!
You're gonna wear it?!
I don't want it!
Holding it up doesn't matter at all.
Wouldn't it be better if you just held it up?
You want me to wear it?!
You don't want me to wear it?!
You want me to wear it?!
I'll make you wear it.
I'll make you wear it carefully.
No, you're not.
You're such a fool.
Who are you?
You two are really close.
You're standing up.
I'm standing up?
That's nice.
How does it feel?
I'm sweating. But I can't protect you.
It's hot in Kashmir.
I'm sweating. Is it okay?
I think you should be more sensitive.
Is it okay like that?
But you're sweating a lot.
Hold the gunpla.
What do you mean?
That's fine.
So, let's do this.
Now is a great chance.
So you don't have to go from above?
Oh, that's what you mean!
If you say that...
Well, that's what...
I chose this!
Toyohara-san chose this!
Isn't this a bit of a prelude?
Of course!
Is it okay for me to say this?
If you say it, Okuro-san will end up like you.
Okay, Toyohara-san, here we go!
Let's break the Gunpla! Ready, set...
Three...
Two...
One...
Go!
You're amazing!
You're a question mark!
The internet is going crazy!
Breaking Gunpla is the worst!
Oh, it's the worst!
Breaking a Mobile Suit is the worst!
Who told you that?!
The Gundam Association told me!
If it was me, I'd definitely avoid it!
But oh well.
So, we'll leave two legs, right?
Yes.
I had two legs left.
You had two legs left?
Yes, I did.
Then what was your score?
The points will be related later.
Oh, I see.
[PH] Let's see.
[PH] The score is...
What should we do?
Well, you have...
How many cards do you have? Three.
Three cards.
Currently, you have 17 cards left.
If you don't get a penalty, you can't get 17 points.
That's right.
Then even if I have 10 cards left, I can still win if I go first.
That's right.
But you still have some cards left?
Yes, there is.
Really?
How about this, Master Gakari?
It's been a while and there's a reason for it.
Oh, let's go with that.
I'll go with that.
I'll go with walnut for the first time in years.
No, I'll go with walnut for the tenth time.
Walnut is enough for me.
I'll go with walnut.
Won't you go with walnut?
I think it's beautiful.
There are a lot of fragments.
Walnut fragments are floating in my head.
I'll go with walnut.
Will you go with walnut?
Walnut?!
I'll go with walnut.
It's around the time, so let me help you.
Okay.
You look like a corset photographer.
It stinks!
I can't see.
And then like this.
How is it? It's pretty thick.
It's pretty thick.
It's pretty strong.
I can't see.
I can't see...
He's like this character.
This is the last one.
I'll raise my head and say,
All right, I'm in.
I'll go get it.
Can I drop the gold?
OK.
This is red.
Both hands.
Here's the gold.
Here...
Here's the gold.
OK.
Shall I go?
OK.
The next one is...
Let's go!
I'll break it! Gold nugget!
Three, two, one...
Go!
Great!
So, please take it.
It's great.
You did it!
I said it a lot.
You said it clearly.
Wow, amazing.
Great. Look at this.
Only the base.
Wow, great.
Now...
The dictionary says that you can use 10 sheets of paper and earn 50 points of gold.
But you still have a base left.
I looked up the area of the base and it's 30cm by 20cm.
100cm... 100cm minus... minus 60cm.
Hey, you!
This is impossible!
I'm sorry about that.
It's not a part!
I'm sorry. It's minus 60cm.
What?!
Ehara san, you used 3 cards, so you have 17.
Yes, that's right.
And you have 2 cards left.
But it's almost...
Yes.
And for 1 card, you have 10 points deducted.
So you have 20 minus 17 or 20 minus... minus 3, right?
Yes.
And if you had 3 cards, you would have infinite points if you crossed the opposite side of 3 cards.
Infinite loss.
Mayor wins.
Oh, I did it!
What does that mean?
Minus infinite?
Infinite.
I don't know what you mean, but if you crossed 3 cards, you would lose infinitely, right?
3, 3, infinity.
Infinity.
That's still 8th, right?
Infinite loss.
Next match is...
Toe-over-ear-jump match!
It's a bit of a joke, isn't it?
Do you know what this means?
No, I don't know it at all.
When you jump,
you can reach over your toe or ear, can't you?
Yes, you can.
It's a very beautiful scene.
This match is about beauty,
not whether you can reach over your ear or not.
Oh, I see.
We have a super-slow camera prepared.
We will show you how you jump.
Please show me the most beautiful picture of that time.
Yes, yes, yes.
What is impersonation?
Impersonation of something beautiful?
That's...
I don't know what you mean.
Imitation of beauty and beauty.
Im-mono-mane.
It's always dirty, isn't it?
No, you're always dirty.
This program is always...
Ouch!
Betrayal.
Simple and heavy.
Let's go, Ayano.
A crowd jump.
Let's do it.
3, 2, 1...
Ah!
OK.
Let's move on.
Let's go to the next one.
Wait a minute.
What is that?
Huh?
You're holding something.
I'm going to do it with all my strength.
No way.
You should have told me earlier.
No, no...
Brother.
No, it's not like that.
There wasn't such a rule.
I'll be careful, it's fine.
You're a booster.
Yeah.
Is that okay?
Yeah, but it's scary...
If you wanted it, you could've said it earlier.
It's scary.
I know, right?
Okay, let's do this.
Let's hug and claim.
3...
2...
1...
[PH] Hugs and claims
1, 1, 1...
Hey!
Hugs and claims
What are you doing?
[PH] Hugs and claims
1, 2...
No, I won't lose.
Why is it like that?
No, why is it like that?
Nobody has it in this live show world.
You're freaking me out.
I'm crazy.
You're crazy. Sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'll make you crazy.
You'll make me crazy?
Okay, self-introduction and jump!
3, 2, 1!
Aaaaaaah!
Okay, I took it!
So, shall we see his real face?
[PH] I'm not gonna lose!
I think it's better to take one step forward and then do it.
The momentum is...
One step forward is...
That's right. I think we need it.
I'll do it.
I've only said about a flying box.
Not at all.
This is difficult.
Is it here?
It's weak.
I can't fly like this.
The maximum reach is...
This is terrible.
My ears are not reaching at all.
I understand.
But you can feel the dynamic, right?
Like momentum.
It's weak if you jump and do that pose,
but if you fly sideways like that, it's amazing.
That's too much.
It's amazing if you can fly like that.
I'm sorry.
Well, anyway, this is it.
It's 48 centimeters from the ground.
40cm!
You can only fly this much.
Not at all.
Okay, I'll be the first one up.
First of all, the main jump.
It's different. The weight is...
Look at this.
You're so careful.
I'm in a company...
See?
It went up to your ears. Did you see it?
Don't be stupid.
It's only for a moment, but it went over your ears.
It's only for a moment, but...
See? It's going up to your ears.
It's going up.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It might have been out of order.
It's not flying yet, but it will fly more in the actual production.
But it's amazing!
It's amazing.
It's like a double-fish.
It's amazing.
It's a double-fish.
It's amazing.
It's amazing!
You can't think of it as human when you see it.
It's a lump of meat, but you can't think of it as human.
It's great.
It's amazing.
Shall we watch the previous one?
Let's watch it.
It's making a stupid-looking face.
Ah, I'm already taking it slow.
Oh, that's good.
I knew it.
The body shape...
Oh, here it comes.
Here comes the bad part.
It's flying.
Oh, that's good.
Here it comes.
It's beautiful!
Oh, that's good.
It's like a beautiful manji.
This is good.
The Air Harasseri we saw earlier is flying.
That's right.
It looks like an Air Jota logo.
It's like Super Mario.
Super Mario, Super Mario.
Super Mario.
It's beautiful!
It's flying, it's wonderful.
Thank you.
And with that, I'm sorry it didn't reach its peak, but it was The Goss Show.
Yes!
Yes, The Goss Show wins!
That's crazy, two consecutive losses!
Next match.
Yes.
The third match.
Please do an impression of me.
50m freestyle match.
What is this?
Look at this.
You're over 50 years old.
But look at these guys.
Croquette and Akira Shimizu.
They all have a lot of stamina.
They can do a full show for 1 or 2 hours.
You all need stamina for an impression of me.
Do you have stamina? You don't, do you?
Of course we do.
You do, don't you?
You can do a round for about 2 and a half hours.
Right?
By yourself.
I have 5 kids, so I run around every day.
You will compete with 50m runners.
The one who is faster will be the one who is holding the road surface.
Road surface?
Yes, road surface.
Can we go down? Isn't it a studio?
It's impossible in a studio.
By road?
By road.
By road?!
I'm sorry.
Why? Is there a highway?
I'll have the top driver show me how it's done.
Come on!
I want to see the start and goal.
I don't know how to drive, too.
What?
I'm tired of driving.
You're smoking, right?
Is it wrong?
Of course it's wrong!
There's no way we're smoking when you're working so hard.
Go ahead and smoke.
Go ahead and smoke!
I'll bring my camera and iPhone.
What?!
You have a camera and an iPhone.
Only iPhone?!
What?!
Only iPhone?!
What?!
You're taking the camera to the president?!
You're just a normal YouTuber.
You can't do this.
You're a piece of shit!
Go away!
What's with you?
You have four big cameras.
I just got in a taxi and turned into a goalie.
Why?
I just got a call.
I have a passenger coming in.
I'm going.
I have a passenger coming in.
Okay.
I have a passenger coming in.
Okay.
I'm sorry for the delay.
Are you going?
Yes, I'm fine.
Let's go.
[PH] I'm going to make a joke.
A. Hara wins!
Good job.
Hey!
Not hey, not hey.
Didn't you see it?
I saw it from above.
No, not at all.
A. Hara was overwhelmingly faster.
You said that, didn't you?
Yeah, I really saw it.
I said I had it ready.
I saw it from above.
You said it, but you ignored me saying,
I have a passenger, so please wait for me.
That's a joke.
Can I say one thing?
What?
What is that lazy running?
No, no, I'm just running.
I can't stand it anymore. Ehara is working so hard.
Then, Koji, do a flying.
I'm not doing it. You were faster than me.
I'm sorry, but it's terrible from above.
That's not good for Master's impression.
You're missing it.
Is that okay? With that impression.
No, I think Ehara's reputation has improved.
I really did my best.
And shake hands.
I was like, what is that?
So I told him to run.
What the hell are you doing?
I mean, I can't do that.
I can't do that.
My legs hurt.
You want me to run again?
Not again.
It's not good for your reputation.
Your subscribers will decrease.
You won't run?
Run properly.
Okay.
Eat this!
Hahaha.
How did you see me?
I saw you from this gap.
I was peeking you.
Hahaha.
You only saw me like this?
No, no.
You're lying. You were running like that.
I can't help it. I can't see you like this.
You were looking at me like this in the last 7 meters.
I was doing my best to make you see me like this.
No, no, no. You were doing your best.
Master, are you ready?
I just arrived.
OK, I got it.
Is the passenger OK?
He's OK.
Are you ready?
Yes.
How's your leg?
It's fine.
How many seconds should we go for?
Hurry up!
Ready, go!
He's in a bad mood.
He's pulling it.
I just measured it.
9.73 seconds.
No way!
It's already 100 meters.
Yes.
Did you wait for me for 5 minutes?
What are you doing?
What?
I was talking with Hana.
What?
I said I was disappointed.
You didn't see it, did you?
I did. You saw it, didn't you?
I ran a lot.
I said I was angry.
What?
I didn't do it with all my might.
You did it with all your might.
How much did you swing your arms?
Show me your arms.
Not at all.
Then, more.
More like this.
Like this.
If you were short like this, I would have done it.
But you are 50 years old and you are doing it like this.
Did I run once?
Did I do it?
Look at me. You must run one more time.
I will run seriously.
Yes, it is.
What the hell is that?
Why do you say that only when he does it?
What do you mean?
I don't know.
Why do you only say that when he's doing it?
What do you mean?
I don't know what you mean.
He doesn't say it.
He doesn't say it?
He doesn't say it.
Are you doing it with such power balance?
Master.
I'm not going to say anything.
I'm not going to say anything, but...
I'm too powerful.
Huh?
What are you talking about?
I'm waiting for you in the elevator and you're talking bad about me.
Go away!
What are you doing?
Go away!
You were talking bad about me.
I wasn't!
You were.
Go away.
You're going too far.
No, it's the same.
It's funny, right?
It's crazy.
It's insane.
If you really drive it, it's cool.
If you really drive it?
Yes.
It's definitely not a woman's car.
Let's guess.
This is a woman's car.
It's walking. It's walking!
While sucking on the smoke.
Oh, that's right.
It's smoke.
Okay, then...
Ready?
[PH] Ready.
Ready...
Go!
Oh, it's running! I heard it now!
Oh, it hit it! It hit it!
You're a woman.
What?
That's amazing!
You got it right.
That's amazing!
How was it?
The first question.
Good.
Was it fast?
No, no.
How long did it take?
Huh?
Was it fast?
It took me a while.
How long did it take?
Nine seconds and six and three seconds.
No, no, no.
Well, first of all...
You're getting older.
No, no, no.
It's unfortunate.
Was it a start or a stop in one second?
Before that.
I thought you'd be funny.
I was predicting what kind of bokeh he would do, and it hit me.
You are amazing.
It's not beautiful at all.
You are amazing.
The winner of this time is IHARA.
I won!
The next match is the table tennis match!
Wait...
When will you impersonate me?
What do you mean?
Didn't you do it before?
No, it's my fifth impersonation match and I haven't used my throat yet.
Oh, I see. I'm sorry, but impersonators always try to cover someone up.
That's just the law.
Yes, yes. Even the offender will say something like, ah...
The offender is also a samba dancer.
I thought you would kick his nose while kneeling down.
He is a great person.
Next is the hanging grip.
Please give it to me.
Please?
Please let me do it.
Famous people?
Murophys and other athletes.
And Shinkase Taishuu and Kudo brothers.
Igetani Naoki.
Put it down and place it on your body.
Then, bear with it.
Do you imitate muscles?
Yes, I do.
If you drop it, you'll be disqualified.
There are obstacles, too.
Obstacles?
Please bear with it.
What obstacles?
For example, you can't move your fingers.
Really?
Yes, you can't cut your nipples with nippers.
It's scary.
One-on-one.
And two radio fences, and you pull like this.
This is how it'll be in this match.
This is how it'll be in this area of Kito.
I'll do it in front of you.
Let's do this!
Hang in there for a long, long time.
Start!
10 seconds later...
Alright, 10 seconds later...
The prank item will be released, everyone.
This is pretty tough.
It's tough.
Ouch!
I will activate it now.
What is that?
It's a hot air balloon.
Ouch! It's hot!
It's a hot air balloon, guys.
It's hot!
Be careful, it's hot.
It's hot, be careful.
Ouch! It's hot!
It's hot! It's hot!
[PH] you
Go away!
Ouch!
What's with you?!
Sensu...
Hey!
Go away!
Ouch!
Go away!
[PH] Ouch!
Ouch!
Time's up!
It's over, you!
Hey!
What are you doing?!
It's too hot!
It's this way...
What are you doing?!
Hang in there!
Huh?!
Hang in there!
Why did you bring all of this?
Can't you see it's too hot?
Huh?!
Your sense is fail.
Practice your sense next time!
You can't do that now, too short.
It went pretty far now!
It's not my fault, practice your sense!
It's hot, you!
It's not like it's not related!
Practice your sense!
I'll start with good sense.
Start!
I've never done this before.
It's hot.
Can you do it? No more jokes. No more practice.
It was too weak.
Let's start. Ready, start!
You! You!
What?
What are you doing?
I'm saying mini beaker.
It's hot.
I'm saying small beaker.
What is small beaker?
It's hot.
What are you doing?
It's hot.
You are weak.
I'm not weak. It's hot.
Is it hot?
It's not related to this, is it?
I want you to have a strong body and a spirit to withstand it.
What is it?
Get used to it.
It's dangerous.
Can I lose now? I just lost.
Master...
Let's go.
[PH] The first match is between the two of them.
Then, the manager says, ready, start!
What are you doing?
Stop it, Negida-chan!
Negida-chan, stop it!
[PH] Ouch!
[PH] It's so hot!
Hey, it's hot! Stop it!
It's hot!
It's so hot!
Your head...
[PH] Hot! Hot! Hot!
It's hot...
It's hot!
Take this, Ndaho!
Hey, that's hot!
The god of cleaning is here!
Hey!
You're really bad!
Which one fell first?
Me.
The loser of the Zagos show is...
The winner is Ehara!
No, I'm better than you.
The current score is...
Master is down 60 points.
Ehara is down infinity points.
So Ehara is down.
Master is leading.
So Master won in the second round.
And in the third and fourth rounds, Master is losing.
So it's the same score but there are some differences in the last round.
Let's make the last round's score higher.
Yes.
Yes!
Finally, finally, let's move onto the last match!
The one-shot impersonation match!
Finally!
It's finally here.
Finally!
Now, it's a very simple match.
In each other's repertoires, show us your most confident impersonations.
The winner is someone who I think is more similar and interesting in my judgment!
This is for sure.
Now, this is a situation where you can't catch up with the points.
Let's give each other 5 points.
What?
Hono, you can't give me 5 points.
I can't.
Hahaha.
I'll lose forever.
I don't know what you're doing. I don't need this match.
Hono, are you going to quit?
I will.
Let's do it.
Hahaha.
[PH] Hono's challenge.
Now, what should we do? Can you say it yourself?
Can I?
Go ahead.
Um...
In the Showa era...
...at a cafe...
...there was a Datsui Mahjong player, Reach.
That's good.
I'm looking forward to this one.
It's from a kissaten from the Showa era, Datsui Mahjong.
I don't know it.
Let's have Ehara Masahiro-san read it.
Please stand up and go back.
I...
got killed by Akebon's bobsleigh.
But your eyes...
If you like it, please like the video!
Fabre Insect Gallery!
Thank you!
Cut it out! Cut it out!
What?
I've never done that before!
For 20 years!
No, it's fine. Thank you.
Thank you? For what?
No, I'm just asking you for a favor.
Right? I'm just asking you for a favor.
One hit, please.
One hit?
One hit, please.
No, no, no, please do it properly.
No, I've already done it.
Just one hit, please.
I'll do it twice, then.
No, it's fine. Just one hit, please.
Why do you want me to do it twice?
Yeah, you can decide that with Mr. Zago.
I'll hit you with one hit.
I'm a professional fighter.
You should hit me properly.
Okay, I'll do it once.
I'll slip once.
Okay, I'm sorry.
Okay, I'll do it for you.
I'll do it for you, Maru-chan, who was active in the red fox commercial.
Okay, I'll say my title.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay, let's do it.
I'm Ehara Masahiro and I'm Susanno.
Go ahead!
When I was in the war, I was serious about it, but it's not a joke.
I'm doing it now in Kumamoto.
What is it, Suzandro?
What is it?
Please say the title properly.
What is it, Suzandro?
I won't do it, Suzandro.
I can't do it, Suzandro.
What do you do in a hotel?
I do it.
I'm a professional.
You get information.
Then I'll go to your hotel.
What's up, Ihara?
I don't know what you mean.
I'm not confident at all.
Then do you have one?
Do you have one?
Then I'll slip twice.
That's right.
Can I talk to you for real this time?
Yes, please.
Then I'll talk about something niche.
Yes, please.
This program is called President Kimura of Tenkai.
That's good!
That's Kansai! Kansai!
That kind of attack.
Yes, understood.
I'll show you my attitude.
Please do.
Let's see.
Ehara Masahiro-san.
He is the courageous Catholic.
Namaka!
Great!
What is this!
You called your friends as Namaka.
I came out!
Great!
OK! Thank you!
Please step back.
I'm sorry.
He is the weakest.
Please say it.
[PH] The game is called...
[PH] Famicom's Mahjong Chombo
You're gonna slip away.
I won't. What do you want me to play?
You said Mahjong earlier.
Famicom's Mahjong Chombo.
Got it. Let's begin.
I'll be playing Famicom's Mahjong Chombo.
Go ahead.
Excellent!
I won!
Wait a minute.
I won.
By a blow.
No, no.
I won.
It's not even funny.
Grand Six.
Let's laugh.
That's where you should be sad.
Let's laugh.
You didn't laugh at all.
No, I didn't.
You didn't laugh.
Let's laugh.
I'm looking for a spot where you say excellent.
That's what you get for coming to this place.
Can we do one more?
Can we do it?
Sure.
Let's do it popular.
Popular?
If you were asked to do a segment on a golden program on TVS,
it would be a golden program.
Sounds good.
One hit.
Please rest assured about this.
I will do a segment on Sega Saturn.
You will do it.
No, all of you. Sega Saturn.
Sega Saturn.
When you turn it on, it sounds like this.
But you will do it anyway.
I know.
I will express it with my face.
Oh, with your face.
Click!
Mmmmmmmmyoooooooh!
Okay!
Thank you!
Okay, okay!
Is this started?
Yes.
Is this okay?
No, no, no...
What do you mean?
Please laugh.
Please laugh at me.
Is this okay?
Please laugh at me.
Look at his face!
He said, please laugh at me.
Hahaha.
I'll do my best.
The winner is...
Zaco.
What's that? I don't get it.
So,
we're going to announce the result of the fifth match.
Zaco is down 60 points,
but he's up minus 54 points.
Since it's Infinity,
which he lost in the first match,
he's down infinity points.
The winner is...Zaco!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
What's wrong?
I can't accept it.
You don't look like that.
I haven't done anything.
And I didn't receive anything in the end.
Master is really angry.
Please laugh.
I'm angry, too.
Please laugh.
I'm angry, too.
Please laugh.
I'm scared.
I'm scared of this game.
Who can laugh like this?
Let's end it.
One, two...
Thank you for your hard work.
I'm Shushu Tekkeji.
I'm not a comedian.
I am...
Who is it?
It's me!
Oh, I'm hungry.
Everyone, let's go!
Let's go all day, we're the best, let's go all day!
It's mouse smell.
Okay!
I saw Becky's.
This time, I'll eat it and lick it under my nose.
And you'll feel the smell with your drool.
Are you really going to give me a million yen?
I'm serious, so do it.
But I'll do it like a cat's tongue and I'll scrape it off.
Uwa! Uwa! Uwa! Uwa!
Cute.
Amazing.
Strong.
Thank you for your hard work.
Come here, Ehana.
Thank you.
You did what you wanted to do.
Did I do it?
Do you want to do it?
Can I?
If you are so kind.
Thank you.
What is the title?
It's about a Chinese man who sang
Fortune Cookie in love
on a rural island.
I'll give you the title.
Please do.
Let's get started.
Ehana will sing
White Glasses'
Fukun Test.
When I was doing the first class love development, my family was quite quarreling with me at that time.
But then stop it! Stop playing with me! It's an old story!
Thank you!
Wait, what are you doing? You're strong!
What do you want to do?
I've been telling you all the time! The title!
What do you want to do?
Which one? Choose one for me. Which one? Which one will you do in the end?
Okay, Datsui Marjan's lead.
Okay, that's enough.
Okay.
Should I say the title?
No, I'll do it.
Okay, Showa's cleaning.
Please.
Datsui Marjan's lead voice in a Showa cafe.
You agree with me, right?
Laugh for me.
You are at the same level as me.
Laugh for me.
Because you are straight ahead.
[PH] you